Have you always heard the saying 'I've done that and got the T-Shirt'? Well, it does mostly imply that y'all've really done something in the by and will never practice it once more. This saying to me has always signified a complete reluctance to do the said 'Thing' again in the time to come, and if I ever did, I would take to bear the terrible consequences of my actions.

Anyhoo, hither is a list of things I would never do once again and for good reason. Explanations are given.

  1. Go on an shipping – I am a flying phobic. I accept tried, numerous times over the last 30 years to overcome this fear with constant encouragement and flight crash statistics given to me past well-meaning friends to quell my fears. Every fourth dimension I go on ane of the things, I become more fearful than the time earlier and have anxiety attacks. I don't similar it full end, and I decline to go on i again.
  2. Picket the film 'The Colour Purple' . It is by far one of my favourite films. But I spend two-thirds of the time crying throughout because it's so sad. Never over again.
  3. Bring home an detail of clothing that I've not tried on. I do this all the time, but I simply take a fatty arse and convince myself it'due south smaller than it really is. Who am kidding?… Myself, obviously 🙁
  4. Eat any form of bounding main creature. Horrible blobby things in any shape or course. I had a bad bout of food poisoning once after eating a cockle. Information technology's just not worth it.
  5. Walk more than 100 metres in a new pair of heels . I've had pes blisters for weeks.
  6. Say I'll practice a favour for someone with a good intentional centre, but then have to let them downward. I have got to larn to say NO! From this day forward this is what I'm going to do.
  7. Keep whatever course of car journey whilst drinking large amounts of liquid at the same time. Cocky-explanatory really.
  8. Go married. Never again!!!!
  9. Drinkable copious amounts of alcohol when I have work the post-obit morning . Yous feel like shite all 24-hour interval!
  10. Buy a second-hand rust saucepan of a  car without  having information technology checked by a qualified car mechanic. There are companies that will practise this for you lot. It's worth checking for prices.
  11. Wash up without rubber gloves. I've cut my easily times on broken glasses, etc.
  12. Buy an particular of article of clothing or something for my children and leaving myself broke for the residue of the calendar week. Your heart may be proficient and you want the best for your kids, only doing this can be very silly indeed. Yous'll exist living on potatoes and beans for a calendar week.
  13. Ride a horse or a donkey. I had a horrid experience as a child. I was riding a ass on a beach in an English seaside resort, and thought it would be a good idea to shout my dog over from the deck chairs my parents were sitting on. The dog ran over, (a whippet,  the fastest living thing on four legs) and proceeded to chase the bloody ass I was sitting on. I used every ounce of forcefulness I had to stay put; my parents were screaming, I was screaming, the donkey man was screaming and the poor mule was hee-hawing. The residual of the beach I imagine was laughing uncontrollably at the mad spectacle unfolding earlier their eyes. It'southward put me off for life. I was 8 years quondam by the way and have refused from that day on to ever ride a ass again.
  14. Continue any sort of boat for a trip around an Island on a windy day. Bleugh!!!
  15. Sunbathe for hours on terminate. I'm no spring craven anymore, and I tin can't take the heat and the redness.
  16. Go out with friends and heed to 80s music. This is my idea of torture.
  17. Laugh at a joke I don't go. You lot will be asked to explain information technology and you'll wish the ground would open upwardly and eat you lot whole! Highly embarrassing.
  18. Stroke my cat when she'southward sleeping. She scratched my eye once, it injure for days.
  19. Enquire for a curry at a eating house without stating the spicy threshold my tongue volition have. My last Jalfrezi blew my head off!!
  20. Wear a pair of tights to work without taking a spare pair. I always develop a ladder as long every bit my leg commencement thing in the morning,  and so spend the rest of the twenty-four hours looking like a 2d charge per unit floozy!

What things would you lot never practice once more?

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